What Adam learnt during the short semester

i got this off Adam's blog. damn funny. hahaha. roffle~

Newfound Facts of College Life!
*brought to you by the students of HELP University College, Diploma level.

1- IT students are leet.
2- Business students suck ass.
3- Aliff has an unusual obsession with shoving chopsticks and chicken up everyone's nose.
4- Mr Siva misses us.
5- College is a little too cold for skirts.
6- IT students are leet.
7- Ms Chia is awesomely hawt in sleeveless tops.
8- When your lab computer emits a funny, burning smell - get to another computer. Quickly.
9- Students LOL too much and don't study enough.
10- There's a new Critical Thinking Skills lecturer, and though not as hawt as Ms Chia, she's hawt nonetheless
11- Short sems bring about emo-ness.
12- Zainal Abidin pwns.
13- Never park in the college parking area if you're not 100% sure you'll be able to get a parking coupon.
14- Some students hump other students in public. Shameless. (Amir you fag)
15- HELP's janitorial staff is very efficient.
16- ROFL
17- Business students suck compared to IT students.
18- Amir and Aliff can't play Foooooooooooosball for nuts.
19- Amir and Aliff can't play chess for nuts.
20- DSA is actually pretty fun o_O
21- We eat at Ali Maju too often.
22- Ali Maju's profits rise 250%.
23- We eat at Mama's Kitchen too often.
24- Mama's Kitchen profits unknown.
25- Bowling is fun.
26- Hooliganism in the carpark is dwindling.
27- HELP's online forum is dead. Really.
28- Malay's make the best emo songs.
29- I look good in pink o_O (I think)
30- Studying is for idiots.
31- Weng Chi looks hot as a lumberjack.
32- Fidi is too short to be anything but a child.
33- Wan Azlan will most likely be stuck in HELP for another 3 years. HUAHUAHUA!~
34- HELP rocks your socks.

... and did I mention IT students > Business students?